From the Mouths of Babes

I packed six seven-ish year-olds around today, and also spent a couple hours with another troop of kids ranging from toddlers to ten year-olds.  The latest joke I was told?

Cow:  “Would you like to buy a hamburger, Sir?”

Man:  “Sure.” [pulls out gun and shoots cow].

Man:  “Oops.”

Now, maybe it’s just me, but this joke struck me as more Far Side than PBSKids.  Then again, perhaps the child was modifying the joke from something overheard?  Either way, I suspect this child’s wit will long be underappreciated by authority figures.

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