Top Ten Ways to Change Your Luck
10 – Date a Blonde.
9 – Crush rose petals in your shoes.
8 – Make your mother-in-law green tea every day for a week.
7 – When parking your car, take the spot furthest from the store.
6 - Wallpaper your front door with all your old computer disks.
5 – Go to your local high school and kiss their mascot rock.
4 – The next time you go to the movie, buy a tub of popcorn for each person sitting on the end of a row.
3 – On the second night of the full moon take a shower in worm juice.
2 – Drive around town with your window rolled down yelling ‘Diddley-squat!’ at any green cars.
1 – Call all the people in the phone book with a last name like yours and compliment them on their intelligence.
