Top Ten Ways to Change Your Luck

10 - Date a Blonde.

9 - Crush rose petals in your shoes.

8 - Make your mother-in-law green tea every day for a week.

7 - When parking your car, take the spot furthest from the store.

6 - Wallpaper your front door with all your old computer disks.

5 - Go to your local high school and kiss their mascot rock.

4 - The next time you go to the movie, buy a tub of popcorn for each person sitting on the end of a row.

3 - On the second night of the full moon take a shower in worm juice.

2 - Drive around town with your window rolled down yelling ‘Diddley-squat!’ at any green cars.

1 - Call all the people in the phone book with a last name like yours and compliment them on their intelligence.

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