Top 10 Reasons to go to the Beach
10-You’ve missed having sand in your hotdog.
9-It’s been months since you wore painful pink.
8-You plan to build sand castles when you grow up.
7-You’ve heard that salt is a great preservative.
6-You’ve never seen a shark up close.
5-You have a book that can only be read at the beach.
4-You’re waiting for your ship to come in.
3-You have pink and blue flip-flop earrings.
2-All your old t-shirts are dirty.
1-You’re an undercover photographer for Sports Illustrated.
