Top Ten Ways to Carve out Free Time
10 – Tell your employees that from now on, you’re all doing aerobics during meetings.
9 – Give your phone to the neighbors dog and tell him it’s a bone.
8 – Make three giant casserols every Sunday, then eat them all week.
7 – Fill your cupboards with extra food, then just keep the dishes in the dishwasher.
6 – Have your yard declared a natural wildlife refuge, then sit back and let it grow.
5 – Cancel your cable and internet service.
4 – Tell your kids they can have just one after-school activity–and it’s called ‘chore time’!
3 – Wear your clothes in the shower, so they get washed too.
2 – If the kitchen floor gets dirty, just borrow the neighbor’s dog.
1 – Whenever anybody asks you to do anything, ‘Just Say No’.
