10 - You’ll never have to do any real work.
9 - Your friends will all be famous.
8 - No one will ever criticize your writing again.
7 - You can be a primadonna artiste and no one will complain.
6 - You can pick out a cool new name.
5 - You won’t have to study for a degree–the universities will shower them on you.
4 - When you’re mad at someone, you can kill them in your book.
3 - Your self-doubt will vanish, never to be seen again.
2 - You can buy that castle you want and still have money for the yacht.
1 - Your eighth-grade english teacher will call you up and apologize.
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