Kissing my Math Class Goodbye
For those of you who’ve read my prior math blogs, or believe in the mathematician conspiracy, I need not tell you how broken up I am to be putting my math book away. So devastated I’ve gone beyond wailing and tears into the realms of the deleriously happy. I even wrote the ratty old thing a note, which I’ve copied here:
Dear Math Book,
So long, and may we never meet again. I just don’t think I could survive seeing you. But don’t worry–it wasn’t you, it was me. Really.
Farewell forever!
