Top Ten Reasons to Drive Instead of Fly

10 - You’ve already had the Nora Virus this year so you’ll pass on the bug riding in seat 7C.

9 - You’ve heard there’s lots of space in the middle of the country and you want to see if it’s true.

8 - You recently found your long-lost music collection from college.

7 - Last time you flew it took three weeks for your back to straighten out and five for your legs to un-cramp.

6 - You only wear thigh-high lace-up boots. 

5 - You’d like to spend your tax return on something you’ll enjoy.

4 - Your last name sounds slightly foriegn and you wear a beard.

3 - Whenever you fly you find your right foot hunting for a brake and your hands groping for a wheel.

2 - You have a peanut allergy.

1 - You’ve always felt that the reason to pack a suitcase was so your clothes would be with you on the trip.

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