10 - Come to the parent/teacher conference twenty minutes late and hungover
9 - Tell him you believe homework stifles a child’s innate curiosity and forbid your child to ever turn it in.
8 - When you visit the classroom give a mournful sigh at the sight of the books and ask what was the cost in trees.
7 - Send back every fundraiser request with a nasty note pointing out how overpaid the teacher is.
6 - Send your child to school with a new Gameboy or tech toy every day and tell him to use it if he’s bored.
5 - Never give her more than a day’s notice to write a teacher recommendation.
4 - As a parting gift at schools’ end send him heavy duty gloves so he ‘can finally do some real work’.
3 - Ask her where she went to University, then frown, shake your head and say, ‘Never heard of it’.
2 - Fill your child’s daily lunch with nothing but sticky sweets and chocolate.
1 - Every time your child scores poorly on a test, call the principal to complain.
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