1 - Get a bucket of scalding water. Get a bucket of cold. Put one foot in each.
2 - Start at the beginning of Moby Dick (unabridged) and start reading. It won’t take long.
3 - Get in your car and drive until you find a stop sign. Turn left. Repeat until you’re tired.
4 - Find a bag of Ghirardelli chocolates and eat the entire thing. When you’ve pried yourself off the ceiling you’ll land in your bed.
5 - Sing the ABC’s backwards.
6 - Do an internet search in a language you don’t know and read the text until boredom induces exhaustion.
7 - Lay down candy all over the house. Follow the trail on all-fours picking the candy up with your teeth.
8 - Scrub the entire house like twelve of your in-laws are coming.
9 - Write down everything weighing on your mind. Burn the list.
10 - Visit the nearest college campus and record a lecture. Use as needed.
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