Top Ten Ways To Ace Your Test

10 - Throw a big bash the night before.

9 - Go on an all-chocolate diet 48 hours before the test.

8 - Only take exams when the moon is full.

7 - Buy a lottery ticket and rub it all over the text book.

6 - Spend a week collecting discarded pencils and getting them all sharpened.

5 - Use your text book for a pillow the night before.

4 - Wear your undies inside out.

3 - Eat sixteen purple skittles and bury the rest.

2 - Sneak a ‘good luck’ cricket into the testing center with you.

1 - Write candid poetry to your professor in the test margins.

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