Tales from the Raven

10 - Just buy everyone on the list a gift certificate.

9 - Work out the punching bag at the gym.

8 - Vent your frustration into your driving.

7 - Get in to your pajamas and stay in them ’til New Years.

6 - Buy yourself the complete Spa treatment.

5 - Start a blog, then use it to blackmail aquaintances.

4 - Tell your kids Santa moved to the South Pole and left you in charge.

3 - Call people at random and tell them their luggage is lost.

2 - Wrap your to do list in red ribbon and burn it.

1 - Order pizza for Christmas morning.