Tales from the Raven

10 - The ’vote for me’ pamphlets they gave you last election. 

9 - A diaper with unwrapped chocolates inside. 

8 - The hairball your cat threw-up.

7 - All the margarine lids in your tupperware drawer.

6 - The dead (pet) fish you’re keeping frozen in the freezer.

5 - All your unmatched socks.

4 - Your rattiest and ugliest old text book.

3 - Your old kickboxing videos.

2 - Your soup cans that expired last May.

1 - A portfolio of your child’s worst art work.