Top Ten Reasons To Visit the South Pole

10 - You’ve always wanted tap-happy feet.

9 - You’re craving frozen fish sticks.

8 - Your old boy/girlfriend moved to Greenland and you need a little more space.

7 - Your snowman melted last week and you want to build another.

6 - You went to Australia, but they threw you out.

5 - Your favorite song is ‘White Christmas’.

4 - The last time you went you bought the wrong size T-shirt.

3 - You’ve heard the Abominable Snowman has some killer snowcones to share. 

2 - You plan on doing a handstand in the snow and pretending you’re holding up the world.

1 - Penguins are cute and fuzzy.

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