Top Ten Reasons To Visit the South Pole
10 - You’ve always wanted tap-happy feet.
9 - You’re craving frozen fish sticks.
8 - Your old boy/girlfriend moved to Greenland and you need a little more space.
7 - Your snowman melted last week and you want to build another.
6 - You went to Australia, but they threw you out.
5 - Your favorite song is ‘White Christmas’.
4 - The last time you went you bought the wrong size T-shirt.
3 - You’ve heard the Abominable Snowman has some killer snowcones to share.
2 - You plan on doing a handstand in the snow and pretending you’re holding up the world.
1 - Penguins are cute and fuzzy.
