10 - You start planning you Black Friday route in April.
9 - You walk out of stores with bags in your hands and no recollection of how they got there.
8 - You put your family to bed, then creep into the office to shop online.
7 - Your ebay buyer rating is Red Shooting Star.
6 - You have a pair of shoes for every day of the year.
5 - Your favorite thing on TV is the infomercials.
4 - You hide things in the wrong department and come back when they’re out of season and marked down.
3 - You’ll buy anything if it’s 50% off.
2 - If you haven’t bought something in the last six hours you get the shakes.
1 - While other people take beach vacations, you just shop the outlets.
Time for an intervention?
As my shoe count is only up to 86 pairs, I\’m only guilty of #s 8, 3, and possibly 1. And I swear that\’s not the voice of denial talking!
Suanne
(Okay, and maybe # 9.)